Rules For My Vacation

• Drink three glasses of water every day. I mean it.
• Read "The Help"
• Four dollar coffee good; four dollar wine bad.
• Spend no more than two hours a day cleaning the house.
• Help the kids clean their rooms. See #4.
• Eat more vegetables.
• File every everything that needs to be filed.
• Mail everything that needs to be mailed.
• Grate and freeze all the zucchini the neighbors leave on our doorstep.
• Make zucchini bread.
• Make zucchini pancakes.
• Don't check office email. After Tuesday.
• Finish cleaning the studio.
• Finish paintings for the calendar.
• Finish more paintings.
• Start calendar design.
• See a movie.
• Take one nap per day.
• Read in the hammock.
• Go on a date.
• Take kids to the park.
• Take kids to a museum.
• Finish school shopping.
• Relax.