Why I’m Mad at Ron Weasley

Ron Weasley is infuriating. Here’s why:

• He sleeps on the kitchen table.
• He sleeps on my desk.
• He sleeps on my paintings.
• He sleeps on clean towels.
• His hair is all over the floor.
• His hair is all over my paint brushes.
• His hair is all over my clothes.
• His hair is all over everything.
• He smudged TWO paintings this week and I had to start over.
• He drools.
• He makes disgusting noises when he grooms himself.
• He still drinks my paint water.

He’s pretty difficult to live with.

Look at him. He's just taunting me.